my board is Pretty

my board is Pretty


i saw mulholland drive for the first time last night and i’m

still trying to figure out how i feel about it



Graduation speech
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

i think i’ll name her jess

i think i’ll name her jess


kinnetikleigh:

4.22.14 The Garlin and Schwartz Experiment As you may have noticed by now, I am an ardent fan of Ben Schwartz. I think he is one of the funniest improvisers I have ever seen perform, and I am hoping that he continues to get more work in TV and film as well. The same cannot be said for my feelings on Jeff Garlin. He can be funny at times, but I generally find him abrasive. I would have never predicted this pairing for an improv show, but it popped up on the schedule for April.

So I bought tickets and hoped for the best. What resulted was a somewhat funny and interesting hour, though Garlin’s disregard for a lot of improv rules detracted from the experience. I am quite sure a lot of the audience really enjoyed it, and to be honest, I’d watch Ben improvise with nearly anyone. The Middleditch & Schwartz shows have been amazing, Hot Sauce is my favorite show at UCB, and Snowpants is always fantastic. But I’m hopeful he’ll pick someone other than Jeff Garlin for a two-man show next time.  


Sebastian Stan at Jane Eyre New York Premiere  3/9/2011


wanna watch me struggle through speaking french?

of course you do!


if i ever work for or at marvel studios, i will use my paycheck to tour around to all y’alls houses just to stand in the middle of your living room, eyes shut, arms open wide, praising the sweet, sweet lord for four straight hours