Wes needs to be thrown into another dimension and then brought back two days later so he's all grown up..... just sayin'.
He would be such a little troll, just like his dad, and I want to witness the shenanigans already.
You wouldn't have to steal Wes because obviously I would just bring you along wherever we go and then when Misha asks "Libby, who is this adorable girl?" I'll fill him in on how we're getting married when we're 60 and how we are fem!Sam and fem!Dean then Misha will be ecstatic and hang Wes over to you to cuddle.
.... I should stop. My mind is so weird.