And then tumblr objectified the shit out of Brendon Urie.

All was well.


JELLO, FREINDS OR ENEMIES. MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS… I WANT TO STAY HEALTHY THIS YEAR.

This just happened.

This just happened.


So, this just happened on my dash.

So, this just happened on my dash.


Anyone remember this? #olololwhateven

Anyone remember this? #olololwhateven


Remember that time I drew Christy a picture of Spencer riding a dinosaur, with Brendon being forcibly carried by a pterodactyl in the distance?

Because that happened.

Remember that time I drew Christy a picture of Spencer riding a dinosaur, with Brendon being forcibly carried by a pterodactyl in the distance?

Because that happened.


Brendon Urie is made entirely of pizazz.

"Brendon, have you ever masturbated with a bagel?"
— Brooklyn, aka OUR GOD

OHMYGOD, MASTURBATING WITH A BAGEL, YESSSSS.

RYAN.


"Here comes the sex."
— Brendon Boyd Urie I, scholar and gentleman.