And then tumblr objectified the shit out of Brendon Urie.
All was well.
JELLO, FREINDS OR ENEMIES. MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS… I WANT TO STAY HEALTHY THIS YEAR.
So, this just happened on my dash.
Anyone remember this? #olololwhateven
Remember that time I drew Christy a picture of Spencer riding a dinosaur, with Brendon being forcibly carried by a pterodactyl in the distance?
Because that happened.
Brendon Urie is made entirely of pizazz.
"Brendon, have you ever masturbated with a bagel?"
— Brooklyn, aka OUR GOD
OHMYGOD, MASTURBATING WITH A BAGEL, YESSSSS.
"Here comes the sex."
— Brendon Boyd Urie I, scholar and gentleman.