Tumblr Crushes:
teamhighgarden
penisparker
novaya-zemlya
ironmanned
thestarkinwinterfell
vondell-swain
dirtygaysex
kirkwoodisinoregon
homoerotics
This list. It is a good list.

Tumblr Crushes:

This list. It is a good list.


dirtygaysex asked: "OMIGOD HERCULES IS STEVE"

PRETTY MUCH, BRO.

CAPTAIN HUNKULES.


dirtygaysex replied to your post: dirtygaysex replied to your photo: Holy shit,…

is it on MTV I think I watched like 2 minutes of the first epi and then bailed…

I think so.

It’s on Netflix, and the dude in it is cute, so naturally I’m watching it.


dirtygaysex replied to your photo: Holy shit, Weezer is in this episode. Suddenly,…

what show?

The Hard Times of RJ Berger.

I think the title was supposed to be a penis joke, because it’s a show about a nerdy dude that’s supposedly well-endowed, but it doesn’t even make sense, like, it would make sense if he just had bONERS, BONERS ALL THE TIME, but he doesn’t, GOD THIS SHOW IS SO TERRIBLE.


dirtygaysex replied to your post: You know how when you start to make a new Sim, they give you a completely randomized one to mess around with?

Wait what is this am I invited too?

But of course.

BUT THEN MY COMPUTER SHUT DOWN THE SIMS APPLICATION AND CRUSHED ALL MY DREAMS OF MAKING SIMS OF PEOPLE ON TUMBLR, ALL OF THEM.


You know how when you start to make a new Sim, they give you a completely randomized one to mess around with?

Well, lookin’ good, Miranda.


dirtygaysex replied to your post: dirtygaysex replied to your post: Respond to this…

CAN I (MIRANDA) BE ONE

yERP.

(Also thanks for clarifying dlskafjadls;k.)


dirtygaysex replied to your post: Respond to this if you want to be in this game of Sims I plan on starting tonight.

i don’t understand how do you play group sims…

Ah, no, see, it won’t be group-Sims.

Emily suggested I make Sims of tumblr folk.

So that is HAPPENING.

And I’m going to force all my tumblr otps to happen.

I’m basically god.


dirtygaysex replied to your post: dirtygaysex replied to your post: #FINNICK AND…

if I had tea, I woulda spit it out. This is the song Finnick sings to Annie to comfort her at night. While dancing a choreographed number. Or maybe synchronized swimming.

He learned it from that old fisherman that lived down the lane.

Used to sing it all the time.


dirtygaysex replied to your post: #FINNICK AND ANNIE AMIRITE #SO PERF #RIGHT PAISLEY #RIGHT

We’re all in this together Once we know That we are We’re all stars And we see that We’re all in this together And it shows When we stand Hand in hand Make our dreams come true

A beautiful sea shanty from District Four, I assume.